Greasy Food, Greasy Chops

In the realms of food there are the good and dark sides, though, it does not come with an ever wise Yoda beckoning from the backpack.

Tonight, while indulging in the food from the land of lard, His Royal Greasiness (HRG), Potato Cakes and hot chips (not wrapped in newspaper), the company was not welcome for too long.

While it was, at first, delicious to eat and to consume, as if my body wanted the grease and oils, it soon turned into a sick feeling where I was feeling that entire oil move around.

From one moment of enjoying the meal, to feeling terribly ill from the food that is deep fried and gluttonous even to the sin itself, I found my skin also going greasy.

Intriguing isn’t it? It was as if my body was, instead of sweat, merely releasing the grease that I was consuming.

So, as it turns out, eating greasy food will give you greasy chops, even if you wipe your mouth after every bite.