Okay, so maybe it’s because the blog is called The Daily Red
that redhead issues crop up
here more than a shooting star in a meteor shower,
but hey, someone has to tell the world!
Apparently, in Denmark, you can have too much sperm (I know,
Ladies, doesn’t seem like that for us does it?).
Thus, the largest sperm bank in the world has decided to
limit sperm donations, the first category to be culled are redhead males.
What?
Who wouldn’t want a baby Ron Weasley?
Don’t answer that.
But it got me thinking, redheads, streuth, they get picked
on!
And we’re meant to be going extinct.
So in a hundred years or so... will that mean palaeontologists
will be digging Ranga’s up?
So to address my fellow redheads... we must unite... and
produce... (As much as I hate to) but it’s for the good of the hair colour diversity...
do not let blondes and brunettes win!
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