Tuesday, 20 September 2011

The measure of sex-cess




Ladies, stop power dressing in those pant suits from Rivers for $39, the best way to make an impression is to show some skin.

Don’t worry, you do not have to go a la Britney Spears baring all but to have a good impression in a job interview, it, according to research (and this is where our education is going?) is more preferable to wear a skirt.

Oh yes, us humans are just so sophisticated and intelligent, much the opposite in case you did not catch my sarcasm, we cause global financial crises and when it comes down to it, sex is still success.

When we go out for drinks with the girls, the first thing on our minds, if we’re single (generally speaking) is if we’re going to show off our brand new carpet, refurbished and polished!

Not that anyone would notice in a drunken one night stand.

Getting back to my point though, humans at the base of it are just that, human and we have needs that have to be met, it’s just hidden under all our iPod’s and resurgence of shoulder pad jackets and shirts.

What I’m saying is that humans cannot really change, sex is sex, and even when it come to job interviews, a skirt gives off the better impression, thus, a measure of sex-cess.

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