A Fashionable Consitution

For each thing, there is a rule, for sport there is, for food there is (don’t eat with your mouth open) and for what University students stereotypically know best, sex has rules too ( spit, don’t swallow, make sure you don’t say another guys name when getting there, oh and faking it is better than nothing at all!)

Where am I getting with this, you might ask, well if everything has rules, why doesn’t fashion, there are but they vary so much its more questions than solid lore.

So this is where I thought, hey, we need a constitution on fashion, so while the politicians in Canberra still toy and threaten with another referendum, at least the ladies out there will look good waiting for that change in the real constitution.

So here we go, the Fashion Constitution Act 2011

I, the wearer of clothes will promise, perhaps vow on some parts to, and not to wear the following items, if in the instance a tyrannical fashion trend comes to power we shall l have the right to question it, rather than following like a silent, and not bleating sheep.

 The nation’s wardrobe, whether built or walk in will built around the following cornerstones of this fashion savvy nation.

-         - To follow and cover the three T’s of our body, that is, tits, tummy and thigh

-        -  Crocs will never be worn again (out of the house)

-         -Wear sunglasses in the summer and the winter, there is no excuse for them not to be worn, unless sleeping.

-         -To not wear a see through shirt exposing that sexy bra of yours... unless on a second or third date ;) 

-         -Enact that a buddy system with your girlfriends is in place for when you visit the loo, to check if you A) have toilet paper to the shoe or B) tucked your dress or skirt into those Bridget Jones undies you own to “sculpt the figure” when really, they’re just damn comfy!

-       -  Be fashionably comfortable on campus; wear what you like and good doing it!

-        - Ensure you get the right cup-size when getting a new bra, nothing like seeing a girl with a great top and great tits showing her party hats to the world (erect nipples) almost as embarrassing as it is for a guy to get a boner in class or have his fly undone

-        - And above all ladies, have fun with fashion... but make it flatter you, not the other way round because sometimes we fall so in love with a dress, a bag or a stiletto that it either makes us bankrupt or looks horrible, so take off the rose coloured Ray Bans baby!

There you are, our very own fashion constitution, of course,, like other legal documents it can change (not like the fashion bible) so enjoy, and if you have anything you’d like to add to the constitution, just drop me a line at DailyRed26@gmail.com !!!