Hot Diggity Dogs

If there is one food you cannot eat around those sexually minded friends it surely has to be a hotdog, or an inconveniently shaped Icy pole.

For as delicious the penis of food tastes, it has plenty of awkward moments, especially when you get to the last part of the bun and have to shove it all in as it is stupid to do otherwise? Or what about when you happen to be in a rush when it comes to eating a hotdog...?

To be frank with you all, why you’d rush devouring a hotdog escapes me, after all if you’re not getting any well then this is the next best thing, unless of course you’ve invested in a the best part of a man... and battery operated for your divine pleasure.

But I do digress.

Hot dogs go great with almost anything, a variety of sauces, and pineapple. Yes, pineapple, for it adds a lovely sweetness to the meat, cheese, sauce and bread.

However what is the best dog to buy? Like vibrator shopping it surely is an extensive task and there will be the good with the bad and I have had my fair share of bad hot dogs... in both respects if you know what I mean ;)

But the best hotdog is the skinless one and normally retailing at around 5 bucks but as they you can taste the quality, and after all what’s the point going cheap when you can’t enjoy it?

So dear readers, what combinations and sort of hot-dogs do you prefer?