It's Cold down there!

Kids, there’s a reason ice creams were not made to be held between the legs.

It’s too ruddy cold on the inner thighs, usually accustomed to something warm, (whether single or coupled up... if you catch my drift!)

Of the range of foods we have in this expanded Garden of Eden there are some foods used for good and some for evil including the stream of never ending jokes.

Foods that have as many jokes as Paris Hilton sexual partners are the cucumbers, bananas, hot dogs and the list goes on... even pies have got a bit of a name for themselves since they featured in everyone’s favoured movie... American Pie.

But getting back to my point about cold food between the legs..

Everyone has done it, you know when you sit the car and there is nowhere to place that coke or Fanta? To the nether regions it goes!

It’s not even a nice cold!

Though I suspect for the men out there, it might be a little bit more of a tender issue, turning even the most sexually depraved male to still have blue balls.

Readers... lets delve into the world of the cold foods... what experiences do you have (i.e. what food or drink has been the most problematic to you and your crotch?)