Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Lycra never lies; sexy and cycling


Ladies, you crave either a night with Brad Pitt from his Troy days (without the clothes, of course) or a night spent with an athlete (NRL, AFL, EPL, it doesn’t matter, you’re not too fussed).

However most of you seem to forgo considering cyclists.
Sure, a lot have arms like spaghetti and question the physics of three dimensional; while others are so slim it makes Lindsay Lohan seem cherubic today.

However there are others, the sprinters who, in need of having to accelerate quickly near the end of a race to claim victory, are rather muscly in the upper torso area.

And you can see it, just watch (or YouTube) the end of a sprint stage and watch the rider who raises his arms in rejoice of winning, the lycra never lies, moulding and exhibiting rather than hiding and covering up these athletes.

So, who are some of the musclemen of cycling?
1)     1) Mark Cavendish; the man from the Isle of Man, with a cheeky English demeanour and a body many of you will see as sculpted from the one and only Adonis. His racing style is flamboyant and aggressive, however as much as it is exhilarating to watch him win another stage it is equally as exciting for you ladies to watch those muscles ripple away and do their job.
2)     2) Edvald Boasson Hagen; on a hot streak at the moment and is winning several races, the Norwegian rider from Team Sky in interviews seems shy and rather modest however it is a contrast from the bravado on the road. Again, like Cavendish but not as muscled up, the upper body is far more strengthened than some of the other riders, holding is arms into the air, it is clear to see why

Ladies, I’ve provided a mere two riders to the list, but alas it doesn’t mean I don’t know any others I’ve prefer if you went and had a look yourself, and see the proof in the pudding; the lycra never lies.  

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